idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing
why is your dad shirtless
he’s hispanic it happens
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
Me n’ abby woke up early this morning to get the first pumpkin spice latte of the season I’m crying
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.