it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
- me: when i die, bury me in Disney movies
- me: but only the good ones
- me: if theres a copy of chicken little in there i swear I will haunt you for the rest of your life
The Addams Family - Cousins EditionWe all know Wednesday Addams, but how much do you know about her creepy cousins?!
Sunday Addams is a secret whiz-kid who’s the result of a many illegal scientific experiments.
Monday Addams is scatterbrained but lovable girl who has an unusual psychic abilities from an equally unusual incident.Tuesday Addams is a grim Criminal Psychologist who is the best at everything they do and who WILL let you know.Thursday Addams is a lover of all things arachnid and who also happens to have created a giant carnivorous black widow spider.Friday Addams is a girls who’s days include hangovers and who’s nights contain partying, drugs, an occasional ass kicking.
Saturday Addams is a seductive, hyper-violent vigilante who’s driven by an extreme case of misandry, and wanders the world avenging wronged women.
PS. None of these are real! I made all of these characters up as an excuse to draw different versions of Wednesday Addams :)
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide