mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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  • me: when i die, bury me in Disney movies
  • me: but only the good ones
  • me: if theres a copy of chicken little in there i swear I will haunt you for the rest of your life

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izzydoodledump:

The Addams Family - Cousins Edition
We all know Wednesday Addams, but how much do you know about her creepy cousins?!

Sunday Addams is a secret whiz-kid who’s the result of a many illegal scientific experiments.

Monday Addams is scatterbrained but lovable girl who has an unusual psychic abilities from an equally unusual incident.
Tuesday Addams is a grim Criminal Psychologist who is the best at everything they do and who WILL let you know.
Thursday Addams is a lover of all things arachnid and who also happens to have created a giant carnivorous black widow spider.
Friday Addams is a girls who’s days include hangovers and who’s nights contain partying, drugs, an occasional ass kicking.

Saturday Addams is a seductive, hyper-violent vigilante who’s driven by an extreme case of misandry, and wanders the world avenging wronged women.

PS. None of these are real! I made all of these characters up as an excuse to draw different versions of Wednesday Addams :)

 

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copsandgobblers:

my school is talking about internet safety or something

(Source: bongbonger)

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gingerb3ard:

hannilicious:

gingerb3ard:

rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

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you must be fun at parties

i would be if i got invited

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landofshipsandcanons:

eatplentyliftheavy:

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

Oh my

*adds to grandmother’s recipe book*

(Source: theinturnetexplorer)

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supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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 right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

Also fucking incognito window u doof

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